You seem to be a wise guy, but I can see by your picture that you aren't very big. No, you're not big at all. Therefore, I have a once in a lifetime offer for you!
There are so many lovely customers who have gotten so much bigger from our processes, and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised at what we have to offer to make you this way.
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Clare wins. Hers was the only one that actually got flagged as spam (though this was not the original intention at all):
Content preview: Clare (aquachic2000) replied to your LiveJournal post
in which you said: curious... if I make this post public, will it get
spammed? [...]
Content analysis details: (7.7 points, 5.0 required)
pts rule name description
---- ---------------------- -------------------------------------------------
0.6 PENIS_ENLARGE2 BODY: Information on getting larger penis/breasts
3.7 THE_BEST_RATE BODY: The best Rates
0.2 BAD_CREDIT BODY: Eliminate Bad Credit
2.8 NO_CREDIT_CHECK BODY: No Credit Check
0.5 HTML_40_50 BODY: Message is 40% to 50% HTML
0.0 HTML_MESSAGE BODY: HTML included in message
i've bugged you before with linux questions, here is another:
how do you get SA to go through livejournal comments? did spamassassin get the email that said that you got a comment or did you feed the response directly to SA?
oooh, stupid me, i just read the top that proved it was a livejournal email. :)
(to make this post somewhat meaningful): glad to read that you got accepted to the colleges you applied to.
Simply by clicking on the non-existant link below and signing away your house, car, and first born child you can lose weight like those in the true stories below.
Hi, I'm Fake person A, I started this plan a year ago and because of the stress it caused me I had a massive heart failure died and have already decomposed. This allowed me to lose all of my 343 lbs!
Hello, I'm Dr. Fake person B, and I have helped in signing away the houses, cars, and first born children of many of my clients while charging them a flaming fortune for it and would reccommend that anyone let me rip off their money and let these people rip off everything else!
You heard it from our fake people, now it is your turn to try, simply pick up the phone and Call 1-800-WELL-PAY.
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Date: 2004-02-22 02:15 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-02-22 02:41 pm (UTC)You seem to be a wise guy, but I can see by your picture that you aren't very big. No, you're not big at all. Therefore, I have a once in a lifetime offer for you!
There are so many lovely customers who have gotten so much bigger from our processes, and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised at what we have to offer to make you this way.
Oh yes. High satisfaction.
Leg enhancements! Yes, that's right, we're offering you leg enhancements at a special rate!
~Leg Enhancements R Us
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Date: 2004-02-22 02:57 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2004-02-22 06:37 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2004-04-12 06:41 pm (UTC)how do you get SA to go through livejournal comments?
did spamassassin get the email that said that you got a comment or did you feed the response directly to SA?
oooh, stupid me, i just read the top that proved it was a livejournal email. :)
(to make this post somewhat meaningful): glad to read that you got accepted to the colleges you applied to.
Lose Weight Quickly and Easily
Date: 2004-02-22 06:21 pm (UTC)Hi, I'm Fake person A, I started this plan a year ago and because of the stress it caused me I had a massive heart failure died and have already decomposed. This allowed me to lose all of my 343 lbs!
Hello, I'm Dr. Fake person B, and I have helped in signing away the houses, cars, and first born children of many of my clients while charging them a flaming fortune for it and would reccommend that anyone let me rip off their money and let these people rip off everything else!
You heard it from our fake people, now it is your turn to try, simply pick up the phone and Call 1-800-WELL-PAY.
It Will be Counted as SPAM
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Re: It Will be Counted as SPAM
Date: 2004-02-22 06:42 pm (UTC)X-Spam-Status: No, hits=2.1 required=5.0 tests=HTML_50_60,HTML_MESSAGE, LINES_OF_YELLING,VIAGRA autolearn=no version=2.63