Short video
here (note: a misspelling of the reporter's name is vaguely NSFW, but in text only) about the Paris Hilton debacle and the media's covering of it, as mentioned briefly on the Colbert Report (this is the full original interview). Simply amazing.
Admittedly, yes, driving under the influence is a really bad thing, and Chong downplays it a bit, but the media's coverage of the whole thing has been completely unnecessary.
Edit: shortly after making this post I received an IM from aim user autohat8000; thanks to the wonders of Google, however, I figured out the mystery
rather quickly and informed the other party as well. I guess I ruined the effect or something. :P